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This blog is very offensive to everyone in the space industry. Please read at your own risk and know that I am for all space, but like to make fun of the peoples flaws.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Pro-NASA jokes (You can't stay mad at them for too long)

NASA has successfully landed dozens of rovers and landers on mars and loses some of their budget, yet Apple products have trouble locating nearby places and is the richest corporation on the planet.

 NASA landed a man on the moon and had a planned mission to Venus when their budget got cut to make allotments for a failed war. Tell me how fighting a deadly war and losing thousands of lives is better than sending men past the realm that we had traveled and pushing the envelope for space development.

 Instead of developing a new crewed vehicle before the shuttle was decommissioned, budget cuts forced NASA to buy 75 million dollar rides from Russia, who use outdated craft and where our mortal enemy a few years earlier.

 Critics claim that NASA spends too much money. NASA landed something the size of a car on another planet and still cut enough corners to keep the mission cheap.

 David Scott dropped a hammer and feather on the moon to demonstrate Galilean principles. The Army drops Hundreds of thousands of dollars to kill a single insurgents.

 NASA Employed 400,000 people to put a man on the moon. If Call of Duty gave 1% of its players to NASA they would have more than triple the amount required for lunar landing. What has our Nation come to?

 One day we will visit the rovers on mars. They will ask us why we took so long. We will reply Funding And Politics.

 Because I have to, NASA in reverse is an agency that had no orbital capabilities, then confined themselves to LEO, then landed a man on the moon. Also they stole a bunch of probes and rovers from space.

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