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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Pretentious Jokes

Me: So will you watch the Mars Landings?
You: Maybe. Will you?
Me: Of course, I wouldn't want to mess up the landing sequence.

Me: When people first walk on mars, will you watch?
You: Definitely. Will you?
Me: Of course, I wouldn't want to fall off the ladder and mess up the most important moment in history

You: Who do you think will step on the moon next?
Me: Me

You: What do you think the first words from Mars will be?
Me: I don't know, Something deep and then this is ( Insert Your Name Here) Signing off

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