I am a rocket, you are a launchpad. I will bathe you in fire than leave you forever.
Is that the cosmic void, or just your brain.
Whats the difference between NASA and Red Bull?
Red Bull has a functioning space program
The SLS is a good idea. Until you realize that soon, SpaceX will have something that can do a bit less for much cheaper. Earlier.
Why does SpaceX call their capsule the Dragon?
Because its smoking the competition.
The Orion?
More like the Oh, right.
MarsOne has a bad name because in the race to mars, nobody likes the sound of "MarsOne Won"
Its too repetitive
Is there a MarsTwo?
Space Exploration: The use of a controlled explosion to reach an environment where the tiniest problem will kill you. Sign Me Up!
Boeing. Such a fitting name as they're Bow-ing to the competition.
Dream chaser? More Like Future Bringer.
How many NASA types does it take two change a light bulb?
Well, first you need ground control to tell engineering what went wrong, then they need to figure out why it went wrong, then accounting to see if it is more cost effective to send a new light bulb or use an existing one, then an astronaut to go EVA to make sure the problem is internal, than the on board engineer to change the light bulb. Then you realize it isn't a light bulb, but a Specialized 20 Watt Electronic Photon Emitting Implement. Fragile, keep safe.
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